Junior: l'état c'est moi
Bob: waiting for nose moisturizer
Mr. Greenberg: Veni, Vedi, Barki.
River: Always goes with the flow…
Beluga: He's very tongue and cheeks.
Freki: A Sheep in Dachshund Clothing.
Francis: He’s a Saint.
Smiley: The Grass is Always Greener
on the Other Side of the Hydranges.
Violet: Definitely not Blue, but absolutely Clairevoyant
Blanche Devereaux: Shampoo pour vous? Rue knew?
Percy: Oui Merci.. I'm Percy!
Stella: She looks... Stella.
Gypsy Rose Lee: Knows how to Rock a Fur-Hawk Like No Other...
Jett: Feeling Raked Over, or Just Not into Raking?
Bagherra: Fluent in Olde Brooklynese.
Ute: Lives in Madrid - and on the verge of a nervous breakdown if she can't get some M+G soon..
Murphy: Malin+Goetz is Murphy's San Francisco treat...
"Onkel" Roffe en Bonzo: They always like going "Du...
Bacon: Sage Styling with a Side of Bacon...
Bailey: Would sail the Seven Seas in search of Malin+Goetz
Lazy Poppy: A Philippino Star...
Madison: Slightly annoyed about bathing with Harriet
Teddy: Not Really a Bear; but Totally into Leather...Goods
Charlie: Like No Other Dog in the World
Harriet: Slightly compulsive about bathing with Madison
Trudi: fantasizes about a Wurst scented shampoo
Reggie: Bum's the Word, Butt the Queen's Swan is a Royal Pain in the....
Hank: loves the smell of Lavender in the morning
Rusty: Prefers his Dog Bowl over a Rose Bowl
Milo: contemplating Cleansing + Moisturizing
Kylie: An Angel in the City of Angles
Henri: Liberte, Egalite et Psychotherapie...
Bella: Bella's her name, Beauty's her game
Maxi: thinks the foaming Lavender Body Cleanser makes a great chin accessory
Lucy: Crazy about everything... or maybe just crazy?
Petey: Ready for an SPF 30 weekend...in Florida
Liza: has received a MALIN+GOETZ Gift Box for all three of her weddings
Veda: Has a slight OCD for the Face Scrub
Miss Luna: A Total Beauty...In More Ways Than One.
Morgan: wishing she could score some shampoo at her summer house in Brittany
Edie: She's very impressed with all of M+G's ingredients.
Maxwell: Smells like Bob finally got a bath?
Buckminster: Would be Fuller if his Mother Bought him a Better Brand of Dogfood.
Seamus: Can Always Account for Being in the Red.
Hurley: A model customer and super model
Vegas: wants Bob to stay out of his shower
Molly: Enjoys her bagels with a "Schmear" of Eye Cream and Nova...
Pal: Chill'n in Bing Hampton
Otis: To Cleanse or to Moisturize - that is the question.
Otto: A gallery dog, and truly a work of art.
Jake: likes a peppermint body scrub in his belly
Dylan: The Times, They Most Certainly are a Changing...
Shelley: Almost exclusively prefers eating shoes from Prada?s previous season?
Shadow: Enjoying some greenery outside her black and white striped office.
Harbor: Has a great nose for beauty... "Trewly"
Marcus: Dressed to kill?or going to kill the one who dressed him?
Gary: small... but big on the conditioner
Karma: A perfect delineation??eh?.
Barnie + Rockie: The Los Angles "paired performance" team.
Louie: Is bananas for bananas and Lime Tonic.
Mr. Sparkle: Stress just melts away after bathing with MALIN+GOETZ
Freddy: enjoys the shaving cr?me br?l?e after dinner
Oliver: Please Sir, can I have some more...
Jabka: Wants us to create a Babka Body Cleanser.
Frankie O'Keefe: Feeling Mellow Yellow...
Lottie: Stripes are the new Black...
Mookie: Life of the Party.
Cosmo: Known to be eyeing our Eye Moisturizer...
Rocco: Just started product hound training...
Venus: Can't get over how long one 8 oz. bottle of Shampoo lasts.
Russell: Tends to go a little overboard with the Face Moisturizer
Hudson: Planning a to bring the 1 oz. Essential Bag on his trip down the Rhine
Houdini: Takes the 'sit' command very seriously.
Anchovie: Likes to play fetch with a caper...
Eva: The ultimate Publicity Hound for Product Hounds
Jack: Thinks the Ball is the Key Element and Flexibility is the Principle...
Aden: Able to sniff out her favorite fragrance.
Ned: Taking a disco nap after partying with Ella
Chandler: Quite CoOperative...
Nelson: Lord of Grumpiness - but loves to Kiss & Makeup.
Ella: The Party Pug of San Diego
Gracie: Interested in developing a complete holistic brand personae from the ground up...
Lucy: A pug with a beautiful mug...
Pepper: Hoping the Travel Kit is available soon - ready for a long relaxing vacation.
Slinky: Fancies having Bob and Junior down to the pub on their next visit to London
Bella: Uses the Eye Moisturizer only on her left eye
Miles: Feeling all jazzy in his red pad...
Princess and Harley: Marshalling in a Great Comeback.
Scooter: Faster than a speeding Mono-rail, and able to leap a Space Needle in a single bound...
Murphy: Looking forward to using our new Sage Styling Cream.
Frankenstein: The terror-muffin of South Coast Plaza
Baxter: Totally "Fair Dinkum..."
Rocky: Has an uncanny yearning to visit Philadelphia
Pepe the Magnificent: Libert?, Egalit? et Dallas Realestat
Louise: "Nose" the importance of bringing Sun Screen to her country house in the Hampsteins.
Britches: Denver's real Nugget...
Samadhi and Bhakti: M+G is their Link to complete serenity
Tyson: The "Kramchen" of the Kramengasse
Leo: Your Wish is his command...
Roan: Has a nose for publicity.
Lola: Thinks Jr. is the most handsome dog she's ever met
Otto: Feeling muy limpio y mucho rested...
Gary Golinski: To Lychee or not to Lychee - that is the question...
Doug: World famous in Seattle...
Rex: Thinks the "Black + White" cookie rules.
Phoebe: Studio Hound of the Year
Grace: She's fancy!
Diana: Not just any Princess...
Tina Marie: Likes her Textiles with Marinara Sauce
Munchie and Napolean: Waiting for a Bull of Materials.
Genghis R. Khan, Esq.: Hood ornament model and a "Bull" of a lawyer
Coco: Been known to Frolich around the Andaz Hotel here in NYC
Bella: Great at touching "Base..."
Andy: Feeling very Andy in his hoody...
Piggers: New Zealand's famed Schweinprodukthund...
Poireau: Queues up like a leek?
King: Bringing sexy back...
Chico: A Saint from S?o Paulo
Dudley: Thinks the grass is greener on his side of the fence.
Scout: Fancies a good lie down after a long day of rolling in "la merde de renard".
Blaze Buchholz: Working on his sales figures...
Lucille and Oliver: Worshipers of the sun god and tennis balls....
Coby: A well cleansed toughy from Williamburgh.
Larkin: Resting after a long day of shopping...
Massimo: Gli dolci cano...
Maggie Larue: A devotee of Health, Beauty and Fitness
Mimo: Being good...or is it bad?
Kimble: Thinks the grass is greener on the other side of the fence.
Roffe Nordstr?m: Knows a good Sm?rg?sbord when he see one...
Gilles: The philanthropic Product Hound who always has something to say.
Sadie: Likes an Earnest Cut and Sew...
Spanky: Knows a good pine Cohen when he sees one.
Max: Thinks it's all about the Weisswurst Burrito
Oscar + Tinker: Little guys that are big fans of our Body Moisturizer
Pitcha: Come join me on my pad baby...
Shiner: N?e in Tennessee of mixed lineage; a bit Week and Stout, she enjoys chewing on 2x4's
Charles: Ask not for whom he tolls the bell, just hope its at a decent hour.
Bobo and Deiji: Les royals de Chicago quartier sud
Cooper: ...no mini?likes parquet floors and liter sized products.
Ice Valentino: A good protocol keeps him living large with the Jacksons.
Daisy: A Classic Beaut?...
Gizmo + Toby: On a Low Carb High Salmon Diet
Po: A sucker for our Rum Tonic...but never before noon.
Piggy, Abby, Pudgey & Chloe: At dinner time, it's always about Logistics.
Chico: Contemplating the joys of moisturizing...
Ruggles: So adorable she's being paper trained on the sofa
Lucy: Has one word of advise..."plastics".
Lucy: She's quite a Vessel
Lulu: Styling at home...
Cecil: Has a nose like a Search Engine.
Fitzy: A Fox that looks like a lamb...
Hosski: Always enjoys a lavender "Sniffapalooza..."
Prada: An Afghan that doubles as an Afghan
Kate: iNapping in her iBed with her iMac and iToys
Jack: Butching it up on his powder blue blanky...
Maxi: Back seat flosser
Archie: Never tongue tied when it comes to beauty
Xuere: A poseur with a nose for product
Sebouh: "Loves the Rice Bran Eye Moisturizer just like his Mama."
Murphy: Has a nose for realestate and our Vetiver Candle
Madame Phoebe: Let them eat kibble
Ellie + Lucy: Masters of synchronized bone chewing...
Cash: Who doesn't love Cash?
Winston: Contemplating Net 30
Orla Bean: She knows the importance of beauty sleep.
Lucky and Jessicah: Celebrating the acquittal
Memphis: An Exclusive Artisit...so to speak.
Riley: He lives the life of....
Buck: Prefers swimming to flying...
Lily+Lulu: Think grey is the new black...
Dylan: Has an uncanny desire to meet Bob...
Shuggie: Feeling fenced in at his grandparents
Estelle: Definitely M G web worthy...
Bean: Particular about his chairs.
George and Ellie: Bruisers from Chelsea that are fans of our Mojito Soap Set and weekends in Vermont.
Iggy: Particular about his Pop.
Fred: in his bed
Tristen: A Chicago Dog that likes Vienna Dogs.
Poull and Batman: Way over Budget...
Coincidinc: Looking forward to his new diet of Wienerwurst.
Oscar: Never tongue tied.
Cooper: Contemplating his blue period...
Qia: It's all about her Neck...
Simon and Queso: They have at least one Ear for Packaging.
Hendrix: Feeling a bit heady...
Rolf: Ich bin ein Dallaser
Trouble and Gigit: Looks like they are both in trouble...
Harley: Loves MALIN GOETZ just like his Mama.
Remy: The Grass could be greener on his side of the fence.
Cane dell'hotel: Doesn't Frette about being on the bed
Lucy: Thinks it's all about the Herring Taco
Louis et Jeter: A Gauche, Droit ou Centre?
Sarge: Enjoys a nice lunch and then the dog park.
Ettore e Siam: Cane Reale con Cane Salsiccia
Zizou: Director of Cuteness - 21C Museum Hotel
Sir Monty: A Beau Brummell Indeed
Tiddly: Enjoys being offered a delicious assortment of pampering treats.
Lucy: She's Weiss beyond her years.
Beau: Couch Surfer
Fraser: Searching for his Castlenook.
Bella: Pretty On Pink...
Napoleon: Liberte, Egalite et Beaute
Angus: Here's the Beef...
Lola: Likes her bacon al dente...
Elsa: Has a "Zack" for Management
Simon: So Sweet and Buttery
Wimsey: Always has a word of Wimsey.
Jake-Ryan: Enjoying a Zen moment...
Beau: More Beau Peep than Beau Tox
Jane: Love's Pillow Talk...or at least Love Pillows.
Simon: Likes Offset Printing and On Bed Posing.
Belle: Her name says it all...eh.
Ludwig von Freiwurst: Wow, that Malin Goetz spot shedder really works!
Homer: A picture is worth a thousand words
Flo: Spends her days in a rug showroom...let's hope she's a low-Flo!
Bacon: And the Emmy goes to....
Bentley: Trying to earn his keep...
TBD: Has one good ear for cosmetics
Iggy: Un Beau Champ Absolutement!
Jo Tory: More than a pinch hitter
Diesel: Is he 'fuel' of himself?
Ruckus and Fidget: Heads or Heads?
Oscar: A master of Staring while Stairing...
Atila: He's most definitely a "hun"
Dixie: Lives the life of Riley
Milky: He's on his Way
Horfun: Always "Noodling" for a Good Time.
Truman: Working on a Doctrine for Malin and Goetz
Elvis: Will travel anywhere to get a standing Ovation...
Mafi: Juan things for sure - he's a real Esquire...
Mortgage: Better to be drinking water than be under water!
Jack: Very foxy dude...
Sir Thomas Pickles: As cool as a cucumber...
Mazie: Takes Apothecary and “Lab” literally…
Lola: Knows how to take the 'Kinks' out of her regimen
Wally: Accessorized with Scarf, Vest and Pedicure. Very Handsome.
Monte: In the Canine World, He Thinks the Unexpected Works Best.
Remy: It's a "W"rap!
Maggie: Giving a New Meaning to Bed Head.
Kiki and Sebastian: They Must Have Done Something Terribly Naughty...
Jeffrey: Really appreciates the Green Stuff...
Mario: I frutti proibiti sono i più dolci...
Lupe: Carnegie's her Hill and Rhodesia's her Ridge...
Logan: Always "Keane" to land on a friendly lap...
Oscar: He always makes good "Scents..."
Monty: A Great Believer in the Full...
Lottie: Has an Allegiance for Capital... and Cheddar.
Alfie: What's it all About...?
Lucy: Has a Heart of Gold, and a Coat as Well; Especially with Her New Shampoo...
Mrs. Bob Marley: Enjoys Burning our Cannabis Candle from Both Ends...
Riggs: Thinks Candles are de "Rigueur."
Piper: She's and "Upton" Girl...
Bailey & Gizmo: Bright Eyed and Buschey Tailed...
Red: ...the New Orange?
Pierre: He's all Ears, or in his Case "Les Orielles.."
Franklin: A New Deal with a Good Deal…
Bella: Beauty is in the eye of the batholder.
River: The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Berg...
Shiloh: Has an Eye for Editing...
Cedric: Very Terrytorial.
Patron and Stoli: Talk About Hair of the Dog...
Miles: He Can Smile for Miles and Miles...
Jacques: He's a Jacques of all Trades...
Daisy: A Stickler for Sticks... and Cuteness.
Trimble: Always in Expresss Mode...
Madge: "Ranks" Number One in Laptop Support.
Theo: An Executive Recipient of Custmoer Experience; not to mention a real 'Henney'-Bear.
Koda: Totally a la Moda
Jackson: Always Appreciates a High Thread Count.
Cooper: Getting that 'Sinking' Feeling
Kitty: Has a Hearty Glow...
Farrah: A Very Rare Texas Moose-Hound.
Nica: It's so 'Chic-a' to be Nica.
Scooter: Bullish on Amenities
Brea: Tar Pit or Tartare? That’s Life in LA.
Toby: Wears only the Finest Labels.
Gloria: It Was the Best of Times, it was the ‘Wertz’ of Times.
Murray: My Life, My Tie.
Mordecai and Delphine: Posing, but not Poseurs.
Sheila: Values Pillow Thought over Pillow Talk.
Shelley Long: Rinse, Lather; please Don’t Repeat.
Millicent: Wants Malin+Goetz to Create a Milli Scent EDT.
Rollo: Bullish on Creative Direction.
John-Allen and Oscar: They know the ‘Marc’ of Great Lounge.
Gus: ET Call Home.
Boudie: Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
Maggie: Dog Door’n it…
Kody: His Meridien conveniently runs via the sofa.
Jack Daniels: Whiskey hued with an uncanny love of Patsy Cline.
Columbo: When He Gets to the Falk in the Road, He Takes it.
Bruno: Feeling Brown - but never Down.
Yoda: Lick'n good...
Goose: acting a little chicken...
Ellie: A Modernist (and Hawker) with a Classical Foundation.
Frankie: Looking to Art Direct herself Right out of that Tub.
Tyrone: He ‘hats’ the Holidays.
Bibi: a stand up citizen, even at bath time.
Bo: Never a peep… and it seems she's found her sheep.
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