product hounds
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Junior: l'état c'est moi
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Bob: waiting for nose moisturizer
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Mr. Greenberg: Veni, Vedi, Barki.

Freki: A Sheep in Dachshund Clothing.

Francis: He’s a Saint.

Smiley: The Grass is Always Greener
on the Other Side of the Hydranges.

Violet: Definitely not Blue, but absolutely Clairevoyant

Blanche Devereaux: Shampoo pour vous? Rue knew?

Percy: Oui Merci.. I'm Percy!

Stella: She looks... Stella.

Gypsy Rose Lee: Knows how to Rock a Fur-Hawk Like No Other...

Jett: Feeling Raked Over, or Just Not into Raking?

Bagherra: Fluent in Olde Brooklynese.

Ute: Lives in Madrid - and on the verge of a nervous breakdown if she can't get some M+G soon..

Murphy: Malin+Goetz is Murphy's San Francisco treat...

"Onkel" Roffe en Bonzo: They always like going "Du...

Bacon: Sage Styling with a Side of Bacon...

Bailey: Would sail the Seven Seas in search of Malin+Goetz

Lazy Poppy: A Philippino Star...

Madison: Slightly annoyed about bathing with Harriet

Teddy: Not Really a Bear; but Totally into Leather...Goods

Charlie: Like No Other Dog in the World

Harriet: Slightly compulsive about bathing with Madison

Trudi: fantasizes about a Wurst scented shampoo

Reggie: Bum's the Word, Butt the Queen's Swan is a Royal Pain in the....

Hank: loves the smell of Lavender in the morning

Rusty: Prefers his Dog Bowl over a Rose Bowl

Milo: contemplating Cleansing + Moisturizing

Kylie: An Angel in the City of Angles

Henri: Liberte, Egalite et Psychotherapie...

Bella: Bella's her name, Beauty's her game

Maxi: thinks the foaming Lavender Body Cleanser makes a great chin accessory

Lucy: Crazy about everything... or maybe just crazy?

Petey: Ready for an SPF 30 weekend...in Florida

Liza: has received a MALIN+GOETZ Gift Box for all three of her weddings

Veda: Has a slight OCD for the Face Scrub

Miss Luna: A Total Beauty...In More Ways Than One.

Morgan: wishing she could score some shampoo at her summer house in Brittany

Edie: She's very impressed with all of M+G's ingredients.

Maxwell: Smells like Bob finally got a bath?

Buckminster: Would be Fuller if his Mother Bought him a Better Brand of Dogfood.

Seamus: Can Always Account for Being in the Red.

Hurley: A model customer and super model

Vegas: wants Bob to stay out of his shower

Molly: Enjoys her bagels with a "Schmear" of Eye Cream and Nova...

Pal: Chill'n in Bing Hampton

Otis: To Cleanse or to Moisturize - that is the question.

Otto: A gallery dog, and truly a work of art.

Jake: likes a peppermint body scrub in his belly

Dylan: The Times, They Most Certainly are a Changing...

Shelley: Almost exclusively prefers eating shoes from Prada?s previous season?

Shadow: Enjoying some greenery outside her black and white striped office.

Harbor: Has a great nose for beauty... "Trewly"

Marcus: Dressed to kill?or going to kill the one who dressed him?

Gary: small... but big on the conditioner

Karma: A perfect delineation??eh?.

Barnie + Rockie: The Los Angles "paired performance" team.

Louie: Is bananas for bananas and Lime Tonic.

Mr. Sparkle: Stress just melts away after bathing with MALIN+GOETZ

Freddy: enjoys the shaving cr?me br?l?e after dinner

Oliver: Please Sir, can I have some more...

Jabka: Wants us to create a Babka Body Cleanser.

Frankie O'Keefe: Feeling Mellow Yellow...

Lottie: Stripes are the new Black...

Mookie: Life of the Party.

Cosmo: Known to be eyeing our Eye Moisturizer...

Rocco: Just started product hound training...

Venus: Can't get over how long one 8 oz. bottle of Shampoo lasts.

Russell: Tends to go a little overboard with the Face Moisturizer

Hudson: Planning a to bring the 1 oz. Essential Bag on his trip down the Rhine

Houdini: Takes the 'sit' command very seriously.

Anchovie: Likes to play fetch with a caper...

Eva: The ultimate Publicity Hound for Product Hounds

Jack: Thinks the Ball is the Key Element and Flexibility is the Principle...

Aden: Able to sniff out her favorite fragrance.

Ned: Taking a disco nap after partying with Ella

Chandler: Quite CoOperative...

Nelson: Lord of Grumpiness - but loves to Kiss & Makeup.

Ella: The Party Pug of San Diego

Gracie: Interested in developing a complete holistic brand personae from the ground up...

Lucy: A pug with a beautiful mug...

Pepper: Hoping the Travel Kit is available soon - ready for a long relaxing vacation.

Slinky: Fancies having Bob and Junior down to the pub on their next visit to London

Bella: Uses the Eye Moisturizer only on her left eye

Miles: Feeling all jazzy in his red pad...

Princess and Harley: Marshalling in a Great Comeback.

Scooter: Faster than a speeding Mono-rail, and able to leap a Space Needle in a single bound...

Murphy: Looking forward to using our new Sage Styling Cream.

Frankenstein: The terror-muffin of South Coast Plaza

Baxter: Totally "Fair Dinkum..."

Rocky: Has an uncanny yearning to visit Philadelphia

Pepe the Magnificent: Libert?, Egalit? et Dallas Realestat

Louise: "Nose" the importance of bringing Sun Screen to her country house in the Hampsteins.

Britches: Denver's real Nugget...

Samadhi and Bhakti: M+G is their Link to complete serenity

Tyson: The "Kramchen" of the Kramengasse

Leo: Your Wish is his command...

Roan: Has a nose for publicity.

Lola: Thinks Jr. is the most handsome dog she's ever met

Otto: Feeling muy limpio y mucho rested...

Gary Golinski: To Lychee or not to Lychee - that is the question...

Doug: World famous in Seattle...

Rex: Thinks the "Black + White" cookie rules.

Phoebe: Studio Hound of the Year

Grace: She's fancy!

Diana: Not just any Princess...

Tina Marie: Likes her Textiles with Marinara Sauce

Munchie and Napolean: Waiting for a Bull of Materials.

Genghis R. Khan, Esq.: Hood ornament model and a "Bull" of a lawyer

Coco: Been known to Frolich around the Andaz Hotel here in NYC

Bella: Great at touching "Base..."

Andy: Feeling very Andy in his hoody...

Piggers: New Zealand's famed Schweinprodukthund...

Poireau: Queues up like a leek?

King: Bringing sexy back...

Chico: A Saint from S?o Paulo

Dudley: Thinks the grass is greener on his side of the fence.

Scout: Fancies a good lie down after a long day of rolling in "la merde de renard".

Blaze Buchholz: Working on his sales figures...

Lucille and Oliver: Worshipers of the sun god and tennis balls....

Coby: A well cleansed toughy from Williamburgh.

Larkin: Resting after a long day of shopping...

Massimo: Gli dolci cano...

Maggie Larue: A devotee of Health, Beauty and Fitness

Mimo: Being good...or is it bad?

Kimble: Thinks the grass is greener on the other side of the fence.

Roffe Nordstr?m: Knows a good Sm?rg?sbord when he see one...

Gilles: The philanthropic Product Hound who always has something to say.

Sadie: Likes an Earnest Cut and Sew...

Spanky: Knows a good pine Cohen when he sees one.

Max: Thinks it's all about the Weisswurst Burrito

Oscar + Tinker: Little guys that are big fans of our Body Moisturizer

Pitcha: Come join me on my pad baby...

Shiner: N?e in Tennessee of mixed lineage; a bit Week and Stout, she enjoys chewing on 2x4's

Charles: Ask not for whom he tolls the bell, just hope its at a decent hour.

Bobo and Deiji: Les royals de Chicago quartier sud

Cooper: ...no mini?likes parquet floors and liter sized products.

Ice Valentino: A good protocol keeps him living large with the Jacksons.

Daisy: A Classic Beaut?...

Gizmo + Toby: On a Low Carb High Salmon Diet

Po: A sucker for our Rum Tonic...but never before noon.

Piggy, Abby, Pudgey & Chloe: At dinner time, it's always about Logistics.

Chico: Contemplating the joys of moisturizing...

Ruggles: So adorable she's being paper trained on the sofa

Lucy: Has one word of advise..."plastics".

Lucy: She's quite a Vessel

Lulu: Styling at home...

Cecil: Has a nose like a Search Engine.

Fitzy: A Fox that looks like a lamb...

Hosski: Always enjoys a lavender "Sniffapalooza..."

Prada: An Afghan that doubles as an Afghan

Kate: iNapping in her iBed with her iMac and iToys

Jack: Butching it up on his powder blue blanky...

Maxi: Back seat flosser

Archie: Never tongue tied when it comes to beauty

Xuere: A poseur with a nose for product

Sebouh: "Loves the Rice Bran Eye Moisturizer just like his Mama."

Murphy: Has a nose for realestate and our Vetiver Candle

Madame Phoebe: Let them eat kibble

Ellie + Lucy: Masters of synchronized bone chewing...

Cash: Who doesn't love Cash?

Winston: Contemplating Net 30

Orla Bean: She knows the importance of beauty sleep.

Lucky and Jessicah: Celebrating the acquittal

Memphis: An Exclusive Artisit...so to speak.

Riley: He lives the life of....

Buck: Prefers swimming to flying...

Lily+Lulu: Think grey is the new black...

Dylan: Has an uncanny desire to meet Bob...

Shuggie: Feeling fenced in at his grandparents

Estelle: Definitely M G web worthy...

Bean: Particular about his chairs.

George and Ellie: Bruisers from Chelsea that are fans of our Mojito Soap Set and weekends in Vermont.

Iggy: Particular about his Pop.

Fred: in his bed

Tristen: A Chicago Dog that likes Vienna Dogs.

Poull and Batman: Way over Budget...

Coincidinc: Looking forward to his new diet of Wienerwurst.

Oscar: Never tongue tied.

Cooper: Contemplating his blue period...

Qia: It's all about her Neck...

Simon and Queso: They have at least one Ear for Packaging.

Hendrix: Feeling a bit heady...

Rolf: Ich bin ein Dallaser

Trouble and Gigit: Looks like they are both in trouble...

Harley: Loves MALIN GOETZ just like his Mama.

Remy: The Grass could be greener on his side of the fence.

Cane dell'hotel: Doesn't Frette about being on the bed

Lucy: Thinks it's all about the Herring Taco

Louis et Jeter: A Gauche, Droit ou Centre?

Sarge: Enjoys a nice lunch and then the dog park.

Ettore e Siam: Cane Reale con Cane Salsiccia

Zizou: Director of Cuteness - 21C Museum Hotel

Sir Monty: A Beau Brummell Indeed

Tiddly: Enjoys being offered a delicious assortment of pampering treats.

Lucy: She's Weiss beyond her years.

Beau: Couch Surfer

Fraser: Searching for his Castlenook.

Bella: Pretty On Pink...

Napoleon: Liberte, Egalite et Beaute

Angus: Here's the Beef...

Lola: Likes her bacon al dente...

Elsa: Has a "Zack" for Management

Simon: So Sweet and Buttery

Wimsey: Always has a word of Wimsey.

Jake-Ryan: Enjoying a Zen moment...

Beau: More Beau Peep than Beau Tox

Jane: Love's Pillow Talk...or at least Love Pillows.

Simon: Likes Offset Printing and On Bed Posing.

Belle: Her name says it all...eh.

Ludwig von Freiwurst: Wow, that Malin Goetz spot shedder really works!

Homer: A picture is worth a thousand words

Flo: Spends her days in a rug showroom...let's hope she's a low-Flo!

Bacon: And the Emmy goes to....

Bentley: Trying to earn his keep...

TBD: Has one good ear for cosmetics

Iggy: Un Beau Champ Absolutement!

Jo Tory: More than a pinch hitter

Diesel: Is he 'fuel' of himself?

Ruckus and Fidget: Heads or Heads?

Oscar: A master of Staring while Stairing...

Atila: He's most definitely a "hun"

Dixie: Lives the life of Riley

Milky: He's on his Way

Horfun: Always "Noodling" for a Good Time.

Truman: Working on a Doctrine for Malin and Goetz

Elvis: Will travel anywhere to get a standing Ovation...

Mafi: Juan things for sure - he's a real Esquire...

Mortgage: Better to be drinking water than be under water!

Jack: Very foxy dude...

Sir Thomas Pickles: As cool as a cucumber...

Mazie: Takes Apothecary and “Lab” literally…

Lola: Knows how to take the 'Kinks' out of her regimen

Wally: Accessorized with Scarf, Vest and Pedicure. Very Handsome.

Monte: In the Canine World, He Thinks the Unexpected Works Best.

Remy: It's a "W"rap!

Maggie: Giving a New Meaning to Bed Head.

Kiki and Sebastian: They Must Have Done Something Terribly Naughty...

Jeffrey: Really appreciates the Green Stuff...

Mario: I frutti proibiti sono i più dolci...

Lupe: Carnegie's her Hill and Rhodesia's her Ridge...

Logan: Always "Keane" to land on a friendly lap...

Oscar: He always makes good "Scents..."

Monty: A Great Believer in the Full...

Lottie: Has an Allegiance for Capital... and Cheddar.

Alfie: What's it all About...?

Lucy: Has a Heart of Gold, and a Coat as Well; Especially with Her New Shampoo...

Mrs. Bob Marley: Enjoys Burning our Cannabis Candle from Both Ends...

Riggs: Thinks Candles are de "Rigueur."

Piper: She's and "Upton" Girl...

Bailey & Gizmo: Bright Eyed and Buschey Tailed...

Red: ...the New Orange?

Pierre: He's all Ears, or in his Case "Les Orielles.."

Franklin: A New Deal with a Good Deal…

Bella: Beauty is in the eye of the batholder.

River: The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Berg...

Shiloh: Has an Eye for Editing...

Cedric: Very Terrytorial.

Patron and Stoli: Talk About Hair of the Dog...

Miles: He Can Smile for Miles and Miles...

Jacques: He's a Jacques of all Trades...

Daisy: A Stickler for Sticks... and Cuteness.

Trimble: Always in Expresss Mode...

Madge: "Ranks" Number One in Laptop Support.

Theo: An Executive Recipient of Custmoer Experience; not to mention a real 'Henney'-Bear.

Koda: Totally a la Moda

Jackson: Always Appreciates a High Thread Count.

Cooper: Getting that 'Sinking' Feeling

Kitty: Has a Hearty Glow...

Farrah: A Very Rare Texas Moose-Hound.

Nica: It's so 'Chic-a' to be Nica.

Scooter: Bullish on Amenities

Brea: Tar Pit or Tartare? That’s Life in LA.

Toby: Wears only the Finest Labels.

Gloria: It Was the Best of Times, it was the ‘Wertz’ of Times.

Murray: My Life, My Tie.

Mordecai and Delphine: Posing, but not Poseurs.

Sheila: Values Pillow Thought over Pillow Talk.

Shelley Long: Rinse, Lather; please Don’t Repeat.

Millicent: Wants Malin+Goetz to Create a Milli Scent EDT.

Rollo: Bullish on Creative Direction.

John-Allen and Oscar: They know the ‘Marc’ of Great Lounge.

Gus: ET Call Home.

Boudie: Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

Maggie: Dog Door’n it…

Kody: His Meridien conveniently runs via the sofa.

Jack Daniels: Whiskey hued with an uncanny love of Patsy Cline.

Columbo: When He Gets to the Falk in the Road, He Takes it.

Bruno: Feeling Brown - but never Down.

Yoda: Lick'n good...

Goose: acting a little chicken...

Ellie: A Modernist (and Hawker) with a Classical Foundation.

Frankie: Looking to Art Direct herself Right out of that Tub.

Tyrone: He ‘hats’ the Holidays.

Bibi: a stand up citizen, even at bath time.

Bo: Never a peep… and it seems she's found her sheep.
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